Classroom Magic #4: When They Don’t Care, It Only Takes One

Ever feel like, no matter how great your content, your students couldn’t care less about it?

I’ve had that feeling far too often. I’d be super excited to teach something, and then look out at a sea of bored, disinterested faces.

It would make me want to cry.

But I’d teach on, straining to maintain my enthusiasm, energy, and sanity. (Teachers are some of the world’s greatest, yet unsung actors.)

Then, when all seemed lost, I’d notice that one kid who was into it, and I’d have hope.

I’d fall in love with those kids, and be so grateful they showed up. That they were in my class.

Those students—like the lady here in the red shirt, sipping her coffee, caring, and engaged—give me the strength to keep teaching. To keep going!

Even if most people walk by, ignoring David (the Busker above), I only need to reach one. One is enough.

Classroom Magic #3: Best Use of AI

The one thing a teacher can never be is boring.

This has always been the case. But never so much as now.

When kids have access to an overwhelming array of entertaining content, even the best, most dynamic, most charismatic teachers will find it difficult to compete with Instagram and YouTube.

But not impossible.

In 1999, a Qwest Communications commercial was filmed at Roy’s Motel and Cafe in the desolate desert town of Amboy, California. Amboy sits along Route 66, and in the commercial, a traveler stops at Roy’s.

Not expecting much, he asks, “Got entertainment?”

“All rooms have every movie ever made in any language, anytime, day or night.”

Wow.

I remember watching that and thinking, I want to go there!

I didn’t care how barren the landscape was. Being able to spend a few days watching any movies I wanted seemed really cool.

The guy asks, “How is that possible?” and the truth is, it wasn’t. Not then.

Qwest (which has since been absorbed into Lumen Technologies) was only imagining the future.

They were prescient. That future is here! Not only can we watch any movie ever made, we can listen to any song ever recorded. We can view art at every museum in the world. We can access every book ever published. Add to that all the games and new content streamed to kids’ devices 24/7. Beyond that, kids can instantly communicate with anyone, anywhere.

How can a classroom teacher compete with that?

By making the curriculum interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun. To do that, we have to get to know our students while simultaneously understanding that even the brightest ones don’t always know what will be interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun for them.

If you put me into that mythical hotel room, I would probably choose movies I knew about. Movies I’d already seen or heard about.

But what about all the movies I’ve never seen or heard about that might be interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun for me to watch? The smart thing for me to do (although it fights our human default of settling for the familiar) would be to listen to a movie expert who has taken the time to learn about me.

Since teachers don’t typically get to choose their curriculum, the best ones are constantly asking themselves, How can I make this lesson interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun for this group of students?

To do that, they must be attuned to their students—their likes, dislikes, and overall vibe.

Classroom Magic is about learning how to make school interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun. But I write about teaching and education from a macro view. I don’t know your students and what you’re teaching them.

And when no obvious answer comes to the question, "How can I make this interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun?"—ask AI.

If you’re teaching:

• Integers

• Coordinates

• Subordinating Conjunctions

• The Transcontinental Railroad

• Area and Perimeter

• The Call of the Wild

• Solids, Liquids, and Gases

Just ask AI...

For example, ask AI, “How can I make The Transcontinental Railroad interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun for my 4th graders?”

You’ll find that it will generate lots of ideas. Some might be fabulous. Some you’ll discard. Some you’ll adapt. You know your kids. AI doesn’t.

But whether you use AI or not, make it a habit to always think: How can I make this lesson interesting, meaningful, relevant, and fun for my students?

To avoid being boring, that question has to be asked.

Classroom Magic #2: The Three Questions

Try this:

When I “created” The Three Questions lesson I had never even heard of ethos. I had no idea that, 25 centuries ago, Aristotle was teaching his students about the importance of credibility.

Which is pretty lame since I’d been an English teacher for many years. There’ve been significant gaps in my education!

Still, “that which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.” So, whether you call it Ethos, The Three Questions, or something else, it’s a critical lesson that every teacher and their students needs to know.

The three questions are

1.    Who are you?

2.    What have you done?

3.    Why should I listen to you?

I teach students to ask them (even if only in their minds) about anyone teaching, advising, coaching, or attempting to mentor them. 

Including me.  

I want my students to know that I’m credible. That they can trust me. So, with as much humility as possible, sometimes subtly, I let them know that I’ve accomplished things. That I know what I’m talking about. That I’ve worked hard and paid dues.

But The Three Questions isn’t about me. It’s a cautionary tale for students.

The greatest lessons withstand the test of time, and, in our world of “influencers,” ethos is super relevant.

Anyone can call themselves an influencer. But are they? Aristotle was an influencer. So were Frederick Douglas, Martin Luther, Martin Luther King, Muhammad, Jesus Christ, Confucius, and the Buddha.

People who have spent a lifetime of study and practice who’ve accomplished something are influencers. Nobel Prize winners. Champion athletes. Research scientists. Learn the story of Barry Marshall. That guy is an influencer.

So many of today’s kids (and adults) follow influencers whose only ethos is attractiveness, charisma, or talent. We need to teach our students to challenge that.

Teach kids to research their favorite influencers. Who are they? What have they done? Why should you listen to them?

Because they’re hot? Because they can sing, dance, or play at an elite level that less than 1% of humanity has the capacity (genes) to reach?

Then, flip the question. If someone directly asked you the three questions, how would you answer?

“Who are you?”

“What have you done?”

“Why should anyone listen to you?”

How would they truthfully want to answer?

“I’m Michael Golden. I have cool name. I’m handsome, and I can run fast. So listen up!”

Sorry. Mike. You’re not an influencer. You have no real ethos.

__________

I really do have serious gaps in my education. I have series gaps in my life. Don’t ask me how to fix stuff, paint or draw anything, consistently hit a golf ball, dance, cook, or do a zillion other things.

But I’m confident that I can advise teachers on how to make class more meaningful, interesting, relevant, and fun.

That’s the ethos powering Classroom Magic.

Classroom Magic #1: Empty Your Cup!

Try this:

No matter what grade or subject I teach, on our first day, my first lesson will always be “Empty Your Cup!” I want my students to know that if they’re not open to learning, I can’t teach them. I swear, Socrates, Confucius, Siddhartha (Buddha), Jesus, or Muhammad couldn’t teach a bunch of reluctant, rebellious adolescents.

To drive the point home, before explaining any of this, I’ll take the whole class outside (so I don’t make a mess), and then, with no explanation, pour water into an already full cup.

After letting it overflow for a few seconds, I’d simply ask, “Everybody gets it, right?”

Of course, no one would. So we’d go back into class and I’d explain what “Empty Your Cup” is all about.